Episode 4: Ionic White

Well, the postman didn't show up with our originally planned animal-involved product, but we got a great backup. AND, it includes a type of animal testing (technically, Kennedy is an animal, so there).

So, on to the thing!

There's this big movement going on in the U.S., where the population is being told that their teeth needs to be whiter and brighter, for gosh sakes. Personally, I think it's a plot to distract us from real pressing issues like, oh, I dunno, the END OF THE WORLD. But, I digress. Onto our vanity...

IONIC WHITE claims to whiten your choppers in 21 minutes. How does it measure up? Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.

Episode 3: Listen Up!

Who among us didn't watch The Bionic Woman as a child and wish for Jamie Sommers' bionic hearing? (My brain: Anyone who's not ancient like you. Me: Quiet, you. Brain: Oh yeah, you really want me to shut down and quit talking to you. Great idea. Me: Well, you gave it to me. Brain: ... )

Anyway, for those who count supersonic hearing among their secret wishes, the Listen Up! Personal Amplification Device claims to "turn ordinary hearing into extraordinary hearing!" Does it live up to those claims? Click to find out!



Edited to add: Yes, yes, my zipper was down while I was sitting on the couch. Obviously, I didn't realize it till we were done. Our wardrobe person will be fired...as soon as we get one.