Monday, August 13, 2007

Episode 4: Ionic White

Well, the postman didn't show up with our originally planned animal-involved product, but we got a great backup. AND, it includes a type of animal testing (technically, Kennedy is an animal, so there).

So, on to the thing!

There's this big movement going on in the U.S., where the population is being told that their teeth needs to be whiter and brighter, for gosh sakes. Personally, I think it's a plot to distract us from real pressing issues like, oh, I dunno, the END OF THE WORLD. But, I digress. Onto our vanity...

IONIC WHITE claims to whiten your choppers in 21 minutes. How does it measure up? Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.

1 comment:

Linsey said...

Tiny plastic knives in the tongue - ouch!

It must be a plot to take over the world... is it just me or does it sound like something from Pinky and the Brain?