Episode #5 - Rapid Bath Dog Washing System!

Finally! The animal-based episode we've been teasing you with for so long! And something to placate our rabid fans! (At least two of them, in the comments.)

It's the Rapid Bath 3-Minute Dog Washing System! As endorsed by Matt Gallant, ex of The Planet's Funniest Animals on Animal Planet! (And who I think is a perfectly dreadful host, but he supports animal stuff, so I'll give him a pass here, but that's not important right now.) Matt's infomercial ran really late one night, when I, Tracy, was in a vulnerable, half-awake state, and when it was done I wanted to test the product.

But I couldn't, at least not right away, because 1) due to my vulnerable, half-awake state I couldn't remember the name of the product the next morning, and when I Googled it I discovered they'd 2) made their damn web site impossible to find! Every search term I could think of wouldn't bring up this specific product. I finally ended up going to Matt's website and freakin' calling his manager to ask what commercial he'd done. (At this point it had become a quest.)

So if you like the product, benefit from my toil and go to www.rapidbathing.com. That's "rapidbathING.com," NOT "rapidbath.com" - rapidbath.com is some kind of home renovation site. Yeesh. The only company in the history of commerce that's hiding from its customers.

But enough of that! On with the video! And cute puppy dogs! Yay!