Episode 4: Ionic White

Well, the postman didn't show up with our originally planned animal-involved product, but we got a great backup. AND, it includes a type of animal testing (technically, Kennedy is an animal, so there).

So, on to the thing!

There's this big movement going on in the U.S., where the population is being told that their teeth needs to be whiter and brighter, for gosh sakes. Personally, I think it's a plot to distract us from real pressing issues like, oh, I dunno, the END OF THE WORLD. But, I digress. Onto our vanity...

IONIC WHITE claims to whiten your choppers in 21 minutes. How does it measure up? Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.

Don't leave, there's more!

Never fear! We're gearing up for another podcast to be recorded this weekend (hopefully, if the mailman cooperates). Which mean the product didn't just come off a shelf at Walgreens this time--it's getting delivered. Which means it might be bigger and even COOLER than previously. Which means you should watch! Especially if you're an animal lover. [/cryptic clue]

See you then!

Edit: D'OH! The mailman didn't come through, and neither did the company I bought the thing from: it's freaking backordered, and they didn't bother to tell me--I had to go look up this fact myself. Oh well. We taped Kennedy being abused by something else instead, which will soon be up. But the mail-ordered-animal-lovers' thing will get done sometime!